Oh, The White Places You'll Go: A Graduate's Guide to Understanding and Surviving The North American Caucasian (FREE PREVIEW)

*****THIS IS ONLY THE FREE PREVIEW*****

*****THIS IS ONLY THE FREE PREVIEW*****

Oh, The White Places You’ll Go! A Graduate's Guide to Understanding and Surviving The North American Caucasian

Congratulations, grad! You survived finals, cafeteria food, and group projects-now you’re about to step into a world wilder, whiter, and far more dangerous than any syllabus could prepare you for.

Forget Starbucks cards and balloons. This is the only graduation gift that actually prepares a graduate for the real world: a world of Mt. Dew: Code Red, camo trucker caps, and “Sweet Caroline” singalongs-where the stakes for BIPOC are higher than ever. With civil rights under attack, DEI programs vanishing, and a new wave of open white supremacy and anti-immigrant policies sweeping the country, you need more than a diploma. You need a survival guide.

Think Jane Goodall, but instead of being an expert on chimps, you’re observing and learning about North American Whites in their natural habitats: the boardroom, the break room, Bass Pro Shops, and either Dakota.

This book is your laugh-out-loud, side-eye-filled field manual for navigating the land of mayonnaise, microaggressions, and mediocrity.

Inside, you’ll find:

• The secret rituals of the Mediocre White Club
• How to decode “corporate speak” and survive the Cornucopia of Todds
• The art of the MACROaggression (because micro just isn’t enough for the White Supremacy Renaissance we are currently subjected to)
• Why “whiteness” is the ultimate DIY project gone wrong-and how to dodge the fallout
• How to keep your soul (and your group chat) alive in the Mayo Matrix

This isn’t just about being funny-it’s about being ready.
When the world is openly villainizing immigrants, rolling back civil rights, and making higher education less accessible for students of color, you deserve a guide that’s as sharp, irreverent, and unflinching as the times demand.

Perfect for BIPOC grads, allies, and anyone who’s ever had to go to someone's lake house or hear about microbrews.

Buy it for yourself. Gift it to a friend. Survive, thrive, and roast the unseasoned-all with the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man. Download now and get ready for the wildest adventure yet-because survival isn’t optional.